“Puffs chest ‘I’ve never watched a single episode of Game of Thrones!’ OMG, make love to me now! Impregnate me! You are the person I’ve been looking for my whole life! STFU and let me enjoy my stupid dragon show, jeez!” —vix_da_vixen “…and their kitchen signage that says, ‘Mama Needs Some Wine’ and ‘Ever Feel Like You’ve Had Too Much Wine? Me, Neither!’ seals the deal.” —merylsmaydl “Someone didn’t get their Hogwarts acceptance letter…” —notjessicasmile “As a Pisces, I need to wait until Mercury is in retrograde before I can respond.” —merylsmaydl “The thing I love about golf people is that they are so easy to buy for on their birthdays and other holidays. I dated someone who was super into golf and a gift certificate to his favorite golf store was his favorite thing. Or a gift card to the club he belonged to. Plus, every Sunday, I had the free time to have a long brunch with friends while he golfed. Just a perfect relationship from that aspect.” —thia_m “I get it. I’m a lesbian, and I love being a lesbian. 😅 But I’m working on not having it be my main identifier.” —plzbediscreet “I think people get a pass for this when they first get their diagnosis. They are adjusting, and it explains to them so much about their own behavior as they grapple with this new understanding. After that though, I totally agree.” —thia_m “Honestly, I don’t blame most military spouses who have it become a major part of their personality, especially if their spouse is active. The military permeates and controls every single aspect of their day-to-day lives for many of them. Your spouse’s job owns your house, your grocery store, your kids’ school, your doctor’s office, the entire community you live in, decides where you live and can change it at will, comes with its own set of actual laws, directly affects your own ability to work — and they can’t quit except at specific times without going to federal prison. It’s going to become part of your identity to an extent.” —butheywhatdoiknow “I don’t hate them. But I do hate when they insist on constantly shoving it in my face. I get it. You’re vegan. I’m not. Leave me alone about it.” —cailian13 “OMG! I knew I couldn’t be the only one who saw this. The typography is just horrible and it absolutely looks like Slut Life! When I moved to the south I saw all of these Slut Life decals on cars and was impressed at how progressive people were in owning their sexuality… It took me about a year to realize.” —dustable —lawyerlady
